Day 3. I’ll be seeing a lot of this sign. Looks like it could use an update, but hey, who’s counting. Also, I realized yesterday that my wife was correct – my face is fatter. Not that I’ve gained any real weight in two days. I think it’s more a function of all the sodium I’m consuming. Water weight, I swear. I went to the gym this morning for the first time in a month, and I will be continuing to go to the gym throughout this process. I don’t want to end up like the McDonald’s guy. I’d much prefer to be the Jared of Olive Garden. Realistically, neither one of those is happening.
I don’t know if it’s a coincidence, but my wife also informed me this morning that she signed us up for a 5k this weekend. Meh, who knows what that even means. Americans only use the metric system when they want to make something sound more impressive than it is, so I’m guessing it’s a pretty short distance. In any case, I have that date marked as the day I will be venturing into the Alfredo sauce side of this experiment.
Bit of a weird schedule today so I had to get takeout – I was surprised to see that there were three other people waiting to pick up takeout orders at 4:45 pm. Who orders takeout from OG? I would guess you can get almost all of the same things at a normal pizza place for half the price…
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